Otsdarva's Grand Army

<gigglesalot>"I'm going to warn you now. The gods may not help you if they feel your quest is not valiant and good." She flicked an invisible piece of dirt of her pants. "And your quest seems to be about gaining personal power. So; if you so open the gateway to the gods be prepared to be rejected." She knew her words were harsh, but hopefully the boy would see the flaw.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"Personal power? I simply wish do destroy my oppressors. Life in this world is but a test, and such an achievement to find the pathway to the Gods will be a major achievement. I will earn their right, and even without them, I will have the influence of the people. I will show Valoria, that I can become my own God, through a technological victory!" He said again, getting lost in his thoughts.
<gigglesalot>Sol stared at him. He was crazy, even if he did manage to rally the people to fight, the Queen would be in his way, not to mention the army. "Did you think your plan through at all? The people listen to the Queen. She is in control, and the army will not follow or even listen to a 17 year old boy." She paused. "Please don't do it Ots, I'm trying to protect you! You can only do so much on your own!"
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva blinked and came back to thinking clearly. "Huh? I...uhh..." Now he had a choice, either coincide to Sol or act manly. He decided to act manly. "Uhh... you wan't to bet? I'll bet you 20 Boolean that I can have an army by tomorrow!" he now said with a completely different attitude and with a goofy smile.
<gigglesalot>She narrowed her eyes. 'There is something wrong.' Without thinking she grabbed his face and turned it from left to right. His colour was normal, but he did seem a little warm. Did he have a fever? His pupils were normal too. "You're crazy. The moment you mention Volaria everyone will turn away. And no one will follow you to an unknown enemy."
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"I've been called crazy several times my friend, then I discovered the mechanical crossbow!" he said now giggling. "So is that a bet then? I shall come to Opal's inn tomorrow and you shall witness my Grand Army!"
<gigglesalot>She stood up. "You need help. Fine, I'll take your stupid bet. I'll travel to Utaar tonight and if you show up with this army, I'll give you the money. If not you'll let the army take out Valoria. Got it?" She started walking upstairs to grab her day pack.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"What about...dinner..." Otsdarva scratched his head and went to the kitchen. "excuse me ma'am? Can I please use your telephone?"
<gigglesalot>Asan looked up from the pot, she had been contemplated about the shouts from the lounge. "Of course dear... Is everything alright? I heard Sol yelling." It was very unlike Sol to get angry and it made her worry. "Where is she by the way?"
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"She said something about having to leave for some business at Utaar, so I guess it will be you and me for dinner. And me... I saw something of interest in those catalogs of yours next to the couch. I wanted to buy something. " he replied with a grin.
<gigglesalot>She raised a brow, did she not through out those silly flyers? "Alright, I'm going to find my silly daughter!" The woman went upstairs and knocked on the only closed door. Sol's bedroom door. "Yes mother?" Her voice sounded muffled. "I'm coming in." The hinges screeched open. "What happened? You were fighting." "We were arguing, it's nothing. I'm going to Utaar tonight... I'll stay for dinner." Her stomach growled. "There is something I have to do." Her mother sighed. Sol definitely has her father's spontaneity. "Alright, but be careful."
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva after talking on the phone for a while said. "COD will not be a problem, just bring them to Lab 101... Thanks." He hung up the phone and saw Sol's mother come back down. Otsdarva was itchy with excitement.
<gigglesalot>"If you want to go to the dining room, me and Sol will bring over the food." Sol walked through the door that moment and dropped a small bag by the entrance. "I'll get the bowls and cutlery." She said. Her mother nodded and went to moving the food to the other room.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva made his way to the dinning table and sat at one of the chairs looking like he had just won a battle.
<gigglesalot>Sol walked in and placed the items then returned to the kitchen. Not much later, both of the women returned with the soup and a basket of cut bread. "Dig in!" Asan exclaimed as she and her daughter sat down.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva hastily chowed down on the delicious soup. "Oh hey Sol, I'll raise you 200 Boolean now!" he said, and kept chowing down.
<gigglesalot>Her mother looked up from her food. "Are you two betting?" "Uh, yeah. There's a race in Utaar tomorrow! We're betting on whose gonna win. Ots is getting cocky though. His choice wasn't the best." Sol replied coolly as she ripped apart a chunk of bread to dip into the broth.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva looked at sol and scratched his head. "err... yes... do you want to join in betting another 200?" he asked Sol's mother.
<gigglesalot>Asan laughed. "Nah, I'll leave the gambling to my daughter.""okay, I'll bet 250. That's a month's wage- for doing odd jobs at the inn for Opal." She stared at him as she stirred her soup.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"You're on!" he said finishing his soup. "Seconds?" he asked.
<gigglesalot>Asan filled his bowl again. "I almost forgot about teenage boys' appetites." Sol rolled eyes playfully. "Dad is practically a teenager mum." Her mother chuckled.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva finished up much slower than his last one and manorly assembled the empty dishes. "Would you like some help cleaning up ma'am?"
<gigglesalot>Her mother smiled. "That would be nice. Come on Sol, we'll dry the dishes." The two got up from their chairs and the group set to cleaning up. After that was finished Sol decided it was time to head to Utaar. "I'll be back in two days mum." "Alright. You and Leon travel safe." "We always do." With that made her way towards the airships at the other end of town. "It was nice to meet you~ Come again any time dear!" Asan waved to Otsdarva.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva smiled and said. "It was a real pleasure, I'll be back in two days to ask you if you need any help with some hard labor around the house." he said then exited with Sol.
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<gigglesalot>She had arrived innUtaar that morning and was now waiting for Otsdarva. 'That cocky kid. There is no way he can find an army in one night!' Opal had her doing some cleaning in the common room, so she had something to occupy her time. "When is he coming!"sol moaned as Violet came downstairs. "He'll show up eventually. In the meantime finish up that sweeping."
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva ran in excited hitting an inn keep in the nose with a door. Otsdarva caught her by her shoulders. "Excuse me, I'm sorry." He then threw her aside and approached Sol. "I did it! I now have an army!" he shouted.
<gigglesalot>Violet warned back into the kitchen holding her nose. "Show me this army then. I won't believe you until I see it."
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva turned to the door and stood up straight. He took out a whistle and blew it. "Forward... MARCH!" he shouted. In came a pair of Dutch girls both of which had bows. They didn't exactly march in, they just casually walked up to Otsdarva side by side and awaited his order. Otsdarva pointed to them with his hand. "I give you... the Grand Army of Otsdarva!" he announced.
<gigglesalot>For a minute, Sol did nothing but stand there. Then all of sudden fell over laughing. "Your army is two people! Ots you have got to be kidding me!" She sat up and giggled, looked at the younger girls.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"Well of course! Every army has to start somewhere, and if I have this big of an army over night can you imagine what I will develop over the years?" The two curly blonde girls just stood side by side looking at the talkers with bland faces. "Point is... I have an ARMY." he said.
<gigglesalot>"This is barely a group. Armies consist of hundreds of trained, armoured, and powerful soldiers. These are just girls. Although I do not doubt they are skilled, but it is barely a start."
<gigglesalot>Sol said
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"You under estimate the power of women my friend." said Otsdarva, "Did you know that after a queen ant mates, she looses her wings, and has to dig her own hole and wait for her babies to arrive. She is forced to eat her own wings and sometimes her own eggs, but even if two worker ants arrive, the colony starts growing!" Otsdarva then got behind both girls and hugged their heads together with his, both the girls still had bland faces and did nothing more than look with their eyes at him as he spoke. "THIS is the start of the colony! what me... boy genius, along with two lovely archers can accomplish will gain us riches to recruit even more of these archers, thus have an Army of the Gods!" he said with a grin. One of the girls then said something to the other in a language no one understood. The other girl looked back and shrugged.
<gigglesalot>Sol sighed heavily and stood up. He was going to get himself killed. "Look, I know you want to make the Valorians pay for what they've done; but please stop this. We almost died fight a man in a yellow suit. Although it was partially Toasty... He nearly blew us up! But please Otsdarva- you make me worry that." Hopefully she could beg him to stop before anything got out of hand.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"Well of course, I can't fight the Valorians now. I mean, this is just a small step. I wan't to use these chicks to help me out with mercenary jobs just to earn a Boolean or two. These girls also work for peanuts." he then patted one of the girls on the back and said: "You. Go get me a beer." The girl looked at him then looked around the room. "Uhhh...." she said. Otsdarva then turned her to face a door to the kitchen and pointed at it. "Hai..." said the girl then exited the room in that direction. The other girl looked at Otsdarva then looked back at Sol.
<gigglesalot>"Um, how do you expect her to make beer. We have none of the ingredients." Sol stared at the blond girl, looking her up and down.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"this is an Inn, don't tell me you have no beer in this place." he said. The Dutch girl started to examine Sol with her eyes.
<gigglesalot>"No. Violet and Opal do not serve alcohol here. They haven't drank, ever." She replied, crossing her arms defensively.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>The girl Otsdarva dispatched came back with a bottle of Ginger Ale and said, "Kore wa watashi ga sensei o mitsuketa subetedesu." Otsdarva took the bottle opened and sniffed it and drank it with an annoyed look. "Fine! But anyway, I have you here my army, thus i demand my prize!" he said to Sol with the attitude of a little girl.
<gigglesalot>"No. This is no army. So you don't get any money."
<gigglesalot>Sol replied.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"An army is a large number of people united for some specific purpose. That's what it says in the dictionary! Three, is a big army my friend so..." Otsdarva then pointed to the other girl. "You! Make her hand over her end of the deal." The girl looked at Otsdarva then looked at Sol and said. "uhhhh....mmmm....Hai...." She then walked over casually to Sol and said, "Watashi no shujin no na no shita ni, watashi wa anata ni okane ijō no te o motomete imasu." she said with her hands out begging style. "Uhhmm.... Okusama.... kudasai?"
<gigglesalot>Sol has no idea what was just conveyed, but pitied the blond girl. "Three, is not a big number Ots." Opal came downstairs, and waved. "Hello!" She then quickly to desk to grab something then hurried back upstairs.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"Okay then Smarty Pants, so what do you call this then? What do you call us?" The other girl pulled on Otsdarva's coat while holding the between of her legs and said. "Masutā. Watashi wa toire ni iku hitsuyō ga arimasu."
<gigglesalot>"A group of kids... She has to pee, doesn't she?" She looked at the one pulling on Otsdarva's coat. "I know the universal action for bathroom and that's it." She went to the kitchen. "We'll come on!"she said. "Bathroom is up the stairs!"
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva just stared at Sol as she took the girl upstairs, stared blankly at nothing in silence then looked at the other girl. "Did... did she really just say that about us?" he asked. The other girl just looked back and said, "Kore wa wareware ga yuenchi ni iku koto o eru koto wa arimasen to iu kotodesu ka?" Otsdarva sighed and said, "Ugh... what the hell are you saying?"
<gigglesalot>The girls returned downstairs a few minutes later, Sol ushering the blond girl in front. "Come on, you are so slow!"
<SomeGuyInaSuit>The girl pointed at Sol feet and said, "Masutā Otsdarva wa, watashitachiha, suteppu no naka o aruku shitai to kangaete imasu.
<gigglesalot>"Do you not speak anything other than gibberish?" Sol complained as the two walked back into the main room. "Ots, do you have any idea what these two are saying?"
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva put his fingers to his head and said, "Okay... Alright I think I might know what you girls are saying..." He cleared his throat and shouted: "Alright, Hmph!" Both the girls lined up side by side each other in front of Otsdarva. "Listen up Archers, my friend here had said last night that she'd pay me money for raising an army. Do you two know what money is?
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"Hai~" sang both the girls. "Okay." said Otsdarva. "She does not take me seriously that we have assembled this grand army. Are you not a grand army?" "Hai~" the girls sang. "Okay!" said Otsdarva. "So now, you two have your first assignment, you are to scower this inn and locate the money that she owes me! It's 250 Boolean, do you know what that is?" "Iii" the girls said. "... Umm... Yes so you understand! Any questions?" Otsdarva said. Both girls raised their hands. "Oh for the Gods' sake!" he said then pointed to one of them and said. "What?" "Karera wa kawari ni watashitachi o yashinau tame ni atta baai, sore wa yōide wanaideshou ka?" she said.
<gigglesalot>"You're going to steal from a woman you know because a bet turned sour? What is wrong with you!?" Sol shook Otsdarva's shoulders.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva had a choice now, either to confess that the "army" didn't turn out all it thought he would, or to continue to act like he knew what he was doing. Otsdarva chickened out looked at the girls and said, "Well what are you waiting for can't you see I'm under attack here???" The girls looked at each other then took out their bows, each loaded an arrow, and they both aimed for Sol. "Orre!~" shouted one of the girls, then fired her arrow. Sol weaved as it passed right by her back into the wall. "Hai!~" Shouted the other girl and fired her arrow which hit a hanging plant above Sol in which the potting soil fell all over her. "No bows in the inn! No bows in the inn!" shouted Otsdarva. The girls loaded another arrow but didn't aim it after they heard Otsdarva. They looked at each other and one said. "Kare wa watashitachi no masutā wa hijō ni sumātode wanaidesu yo ne?" the other replied "Watashi mo, otona-tachi ga kodomo no yō ni furumau to omoimasu." Otsdarva's eye brows drooped and he smiled in humiliation.
<gigglesalot>Sol twitched. She was dirty. She hated being dirty. A snarl escaped her lips and she charged at the boy, tackling him to the ground. "You Buffon! Look at what you've done!" She grabbed his neck and shook his head. "Someone needs to knock some sense into your thick head!"
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"They-just-did-their-job!" Otsdarva tried saying. The girls behind them looked at both of them. One asked the other, "Wareware wa kare o tasukerubekida to omou?" "Watashi wa chōdo satsuei shitakatta." the other replied. One of the girls then approached Sol and shouted "Orre~" and kicked her in the behind hitting her vagina. The other one approached her from the side and pointed at her boobs and said, "Watashi wa anata no oppai de anata o kikku suru to katei shite imasuga, basurūmu to subete ni tsureteitte kuremashitanode, watashi wa shitakunai..." "Watashi wa sore o migi o shimashita ka?" asked the other girl, "Otsdarva-san wa, anata no yumi o shiyō dekinai baai, sono inbu ni sorera o keru yō ni itta."
<gigglesalot>Sol fell over and curled into a ball. "Damn!! What is wrong with your friends!? That really hurt!" The commotion coming from the main room caused Opal to come and investigate. "Good grief! What has happened!?" She cried as she observed the state of the main room.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva held his neck trying to catch his breath. Both the girls turned to face Opal and said: "Kanishiwa!" then one of them pointed at the two and said, "Watashitachi no masutā to kare no gārufurendo wa,-sen tte iru." The other one then said, "Soshite, watashi wa kare no gārufurendo no inbu o ketta." "Aww... Watashi mo kanojo no inbu o kikku shitai to omoimashita." she said back to the other, "Mā, kanojo ga sugu soko ni fusetsuda, naze anatade wa nai nodesu ka?" the other replied, all of a sudden they were having a soft bicker in a language that no one seemed to comprehend.
<gigglesalot>Opal patted them
<gigglesalot>On the heads and went over to the broken flower pot. "Another pot to repair." She grumbled, Sol got up slowly and shuffled across the wood floor. "It's my fault, let me get that for you." She went to the corner of the room and opened a hidden closet. From inside she grabbed a worn out broom and rusty metal dust pan. "It's okay Opal, you can go back upstairs again."
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva sat up taking in a sigh of relieve. He pointed to the girls and the mess and said. "Help her clean that." The girls looked at each other and smiled. "Hai~" they both sang, then one did a headstand while the other grabbed her by the legs. The other girl let her head touch the floor while the other started using her curly top as a broom. Both the girls seemed to be enjoying themselves.
<gigglesalot>Both women were shocked. "Girls girls girls! Stop before you get hurt!" The pregnant woman fretted. "If you want to help please use the broom!!" Sol face palmed, but went to sweeping up the remains of the dirt and flower that had been in the pot.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>The girls looked at Otsdarva. "Do as she says." he said. Both girls groaned and ran to collect a broom and dustpan but helped nonetheless. "I'm sorry about all this Sol, I guess you were right... these are just two girls." he finally admitted burring his face in his hands.
<gigglesalot>Opal decided it was best she went upstairs. "If anything else breaks, say an arm or leg, I'll be in the study." And she went back upstairs. Sol turned to him. "They are. Now do you see what I mean? You're rushing headlong into things. And it's dangerous; you could get yourself hurt. Or worse."
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"I just... didn't want to take advice from a woman I guess... I had to be manly and prove you wrong I guess is what I was thinking." The two girls cleaned up very well, and even created a makeshift pot for the flower. After their tasks, they lined up and awaited further orders. "those two are mine now... the least I could do is have them help me around."
<gigglesalot>"Advice should be taken, no matter who it is from." She said. "There is no need to be manly, and you don't have to prove yourself to me."
<SomeGuyInaSuit>Otsdarva smiled and scratched his head, "Yeah... what a dolt I was. That's right, I should take advice... that way one day I can be the adviser... THEN people will look to me... as an adviser.... Hey... the Queen needs advisers... and advisers are a form of political power. Maybe I can look into that instead."
<gigglesalot>She nodded. "That sounds much better. Come on,"Sol extended her hand and pulled her friend up to standing. "Let's do something other than fight!" Sol smiled and turned her head slightly to the side.
<SomeGuyInaSuit>The two girls looked at the two. "Otsdarva-san." said one of them. "Huh?" said Otsdarva. "Watashi wa kanōsei ga aru baai wa, watashi wa tsuyoku, shokuji to shite kanojo kara no shiharai no katachi o ukeireru yō ni o susume shimasu." she said, then a growling sound came from their bodies. They both blushed.
<gigglesalot>"Let's go eat then!" Sol said cheerfully. "There is a nice bakery not far that has wonderful fresh bread every day! It's really good."
<SomeGuyInaSuit>"Yeah sounds like a plan." said Otsdarva, then he cleared his throat. "Ahem, new order: Escort > Target: Sol and I, Destination: ...Her destination... and I'll feed you two." "Haiiii~" sang both the girls, then lined them up side by side Otsdarva and Sol and followed them along the way.
<gigglesalot>"So... An adviser? Sounds like a good job for you." Sol commented. She looked up to see the girls were getting ahead of them. "Come on Ots, let's go!" She grabbed his hand and ran to catch up the the strange, but adorable blonde girls. Something gave her the feeling that it whatever lay ahead was going to be okay. Or even better!